A letter to God

A little boy who wanted $100 very badly prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing appened. Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter to “God, USA”they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. Mr. Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

A Pioneer In Their Own Right: The Pioneer Car Stereo

Look at any good car stereo system and you’ll probably see a Pioneer car stereo unit plugged into the console. Alongside with quality speakers and a strong lineup of accessories like LCD panels and navigational devices, Pioneer products/Pioneer car stereos have earned a huge following the world over.

No Frills Dentist Appointment

The Cohens were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry.
“No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered, “No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”
“I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” said the dentist admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?”
Mr. Cohen turned to his wife Becky. “Show him, honey.”

Canon Digital Camera: Express, Shoot And Share

Canon is well known across the country as an imaging equipment and information systems. Their many products include copiers, printers, lenses, camcorders, semiconductors among others, and of course Canon digital cameras.

Disabled Parrot

Guy walks into a pet store looking for a gift for his wife’s birthday. He looks all over and decides to leave when a voice in the back says, “Hey Buddy-C’mere!”

The man walks to the rear of the store and there sits a huge African parrot. About that time the manager walks over.

Having the Credit Card in Safety

Some people live in modernity usually links the word ‘modernity’ itself to an easy payment namely credit card. This is the way how modern people pay their shopping items, and in fact this way of paying transaction is easier than if you bring much paper money in your wallet. Nevertheless, paying with such thing, namely credit card, is not always going so well. If you once watched Isla Fisher in A Confession of a Shopaholic, you might understand one weakness of using credit card, i.e. you will not be able to pay the bill at the end of the month. Not only as Isla Fisher’s problem with the inability to pay the bill, many troubles occurred during the credit card usage. The troubles them selves are various related to the credit card owner’s personality. To prevent such troubles, the cc owner should have a way or two to solve them.

Dentist

Tom: “What made you leave the dentist’s office?”

Ted: “I heard the assistant say to relax, it’s only a tooth we’re pullin’”.

Tom: “Ok, so why didn’t ya relax and get it pulled?”

Ted: “Cause she was talking to the dentist”.

BHB