A letter to God

A little boy who wanted $100 very badly prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing appened. Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter to “God, USA”they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he [...]

No Frills Dentist Appointment

The Cohens were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry.
“No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered, “No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”
“I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” said [...]

Disabled Parrot

Guy walks into a pet store looking for a gift for his wife’s birthday. He looks all over and decides to leave when a voice in the back says, “Hey Buddy-C’mere!”
The man walks to the rear of the store and there sits a huge African parrot. About that time the manager walks over.

Dentist

Tom: “What made you leave the dentist’s office?”

Ted: “I heard the assistant say to relax, it’s only a tooth we’re pullin’”.

Tom: “Ok, so why didn’t ya relax and get it pulled?”

Ted: “Cause she was talking to the dentist”.

BHB

Pasangan Pelaut

Sepasang pengantin baru yang suaminya seorang pelaut, semenjak akad nikah dilakukan hingga 3 bulan berjalan, belum sekalipun sempat merasakan nikmatnya malam pertama, dikarenakan kesibukan sang suami yang harus menunaikan tugas sebagai pelaut.
Hari ini adalah hari kedatangan sang suami setelah kembali dari tugas. Dengan sangat gembira, sang istri menyambut kedatangan sang suami dengan hasrat yang menggebu-gebu. [...]

Mad Cow

A female TV reporter went to have an interview with a farmer seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.
The Lady : Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information about the reason that causes Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea what might be the reason?

Hello Mr. President!

At a party, Albert Einstein introduces himself to the first person he sees and immediately asks, “What is your IQ?” “241,” the man replies. “Wonderful!” Albert says. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!”