A little boy who wanted $100 very badly prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing appened. Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter to “God, USA”they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. Mr. Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5, and immediately sat down to write a thank-you note to God which read,

“Dear God, Thank you for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C., and as usual, the government deducted 95 percent.”

From: BHB

from: Business and Jokes

The Cohens were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry.
“No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered, “No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”
“I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” said the dentist admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?”
Mr. Cohen turned to his wife Becky. “Show him, honey.”

Canon is well known across the country as an imaging equipment and information systems. Their many products include copiers, printers, lenses, camcorders, semiconductors among others, and of course Canon digital cameras.

The latest high end canon digital camera is the PowerShot S2 IS. This is a 5.0 mega pixel Canon digital camera that features a 12x optical zoom and a 4x digital zoom. This baby is furnished with Optical Image Stabilizer (that is what the IS in S2 IS stands for) that eliminates camera shakes for people who have shaky hands or for taking camera shots. The UD lens found in this canon digital camera provide amazing color accuracy throughout the whole zoom area.

As with many digital cameras nowadays, this certain canon digital camera can record moving pictures. Now with another first, the S2 allows you to record moving pictures, and there no use for missing a perfect image incorporated with that moving picture. With the Movie Snap feature, just snap away when you see that perfect image, and it will be saved in your canon digital camera along with the recorded video.

This canon digital camera is also equipped with the DIGIC II Image processor that is designed to increase processing speed and image quality. It instantly says that with the DIGIC II, your canon digital camera has faster start-up time, playback and auto focus while giving your images the absolute brilliance.

The S2 also support USB 2.0 Hi-speed standard, so you will always have the easiest time transferring your files to and from your computer. With the USB 2.0, you can take advantage of your super hi-speed SD card.

This canon digital camera is also supplied with a 1.8 inch LCD power saving and fold out screen that’s 115,000 pixel resolution. S2 shoots at 30 frames per second; this shooting rate can be reduced when taking pictures in night display, to give you the brightness that you need when taking pictures.

On the other hand, the latest point and shoot canon digital camera is the PowerShot SD500 and the PowerShot SD400.

The SD500 is the first 7.1 mega pixel canon digital camera that gives amazing images and absolutely to die for details. It has a 3x optical zoom that enables close up shooting with a 37-111mm equivalent with a 35mm film camera. This is one of the new perpetual curve design for a canon digital camera that fits the hands perfectly.

Sporting a very slim design, you would marvel at its 2.0 inch LCD that gives easier frame and play back use.

This baby is also equipped with the same DIGIC II Image Processor found in canon digital cameras that gives you amazing features. Also USB 2.0 compatible and works with the same high-speed SD card.

Even better than most digital cameras out there, this gadget can shoot moving images to up to 60 frames per second- perfect for moving objects (especially in sports) and a 30 frames per second for shooting still images. Furnished with scene modes like portrait (blurs the background and focuses on your subject), foliage (perfect for foliage, greenery or blossoms), beach (sunny shots without the dark faces), underwater (reduced background scatter. Tip: you can always buy waterproof case for shooting underwater images), fireworks, night snapshot, kids and pets, indoor, snow and digital macro (larger than life images).

This canon digital camera even enables you to customize and correct as you shoot. With modes like lightening skin tones, positive film, darker skin tones and others, you can never go wrong with using a canon digital camera.

These are just some of the many features of the SD500. There are more to the SD500 that has yet to be discussed. Check canon’s website at www.usa.canon.com <http://www.usa.canon.com> for a full profile of the SD500 and to other latest releases and products.

Guy walks into a pet store looking for a gift for his wife’s birthday. He looks all over and decides to leave when a voice in the back says, “Hey Buddy-C’mere!”

The man walks to the rear of the store and there sits a huge African parrot. About that time the manager walks over.

The bird says, “Why don’t you buy me?”

The guy asks how much and the manager explains that the parrot had belonged to a University Professor and that he spoke and understood 7 languages. Then told the customer that the parrot was $4000.

The guy started to purchase the bird when the manager said, “Uh, there is one thing about this bird that I should tell you. The parrot doesn’t have any legs.”

Laughing, the guy said, “OK, then how does he stand up on the perch?”

The manager lifted the parrots feathers and showed that the parrot wrapped his penis around the perch and balanced.

“That’s pretty amazing,” said the customer.

“I want it anyway.”

He took it home and gave it to the delighted wife. Six weeks pass. One Sunday afternoon, the guy is sitting on the couch and the parrot says, “Hey Buddy!”

The guy walks over to the cage. “Yes?”

“There’s something going on here you should know about.”

“Like what?”

“Well,” said the parrot, “each day when you go to work, someone different knocks on the door and your wife greets them in her nightgown!”

“WHAT?” exclaimed the guy!

“Next, the man holds your wife’s hand and brings her over here to the couch-RIGHT UNDER MY CAGE-and starts to remove her nightgown!”, screams the parrot.

“Oh my God-what happens next,” shouts the guy!

“Well, he rips off her panties and she rips off his shirt-and they really start going at it-RIGHT HERE ON THE COUCH-RIGHT UNDER MY CAGE!”, replies the parrot.

“Holy Smokes”, yells the guy. “What happens NEXT?”

“I DUNNO BUDDY! I FALL OFF THE FREAKING PERCH!”

Some people live in modernity usually links the word ‘modernity’ itself to an easy payment namely credit card. This is the way how modern people pay their shopping items, and in fact this way of paying transaction is easier than if you bring much paper money in your wallet. Nevertheless, paying with such thing, namely credit card, is not always going so well. If you once watched Isla Fisher in A Confession of a Shopaholic, you might understand one weakness of using credit card, i.e. you will not be able to pay the bill at the end of the month. Not only as Isla Fisher’s problem with the inability to pay the bill, many troubles occurred during the credit card usage. The troubles them selves are various related to the credit card owner’s personality. To prevent such troubles, the cc owner should have a way or two to solve them.

One solution that the cc owner should have is the credit repair, which is when the cc owner got their credit broken or any kinds of trouble. This is very much helpful since the customer will not get so worry if something happened to their credit card.

If you as a credit card owner have a bad credit, then you are to have your such kind of cc consultant or insurance to fix your credit. To fix credit is not as difficult as you probably imagine. In fact, this is very much simple. Ask your cc consultant, and you will have your credit card in safety.

Tom: “What made you leave the dentist’s office?”

Ted: “I heard the assistant say to relax, it’s only a tooth we’re pullin’”.

Tom: “Ok, so why didn’t ya relax and get it pulled?”

Ted: “Cause she was talking to the dentist”.

BHB