Bayi Sapi

Konon ada seorang anak muda yang tinggal di peternakan, sehari-hari kehidupannya hanya bergaul dengan binatang peliharaannya. Pada suatu hari, sebagai laki-laki normal ia ingin sekali melakukan hubungan seksual, yaaaahhhh ……. karena yang ada di dekatnya hanya seekor sapi betina, dengan tanpa ragu-ragu ia melampiaskan keinginannya berulang-ulang setiap kali napsu birahinya muncul, sampai suatu ketika ia [...]

Urine Test

Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other guy asked, ” Why are you crying?” The first one replied, ” I came here for blood test.”

A Surgeon and an Anesthesiologist

At a medical convention, a male and female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom.

My Wife is Pregnant

A man spoke frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart !” “Is this her first child ?” the doctor asked.

A letter to God

A little boy who wanted $100 very badly prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing appened. Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter to “God, USA”they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that [...]

No Frills Dentist Appointment

The Cohens were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry. “No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered, “No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.” “I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” [...]

Disabled Parrot

Guy walks into a pet store looking for a gift for his wife’s birthday. He looks all over and decides to leave when a voice in the back says, “Hey Buddy-C’mere!” The man walks to the rear of the store and there sits a huge African parrot. About that time the manager walks over.