No Frills Dentist Appointment

The Cohens were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry.
“No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered, “No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”
“I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” said the dentist admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?”
Mr. Cohen turned to his wife Becky. “Show him, honey.”

Canon Digital Camera: Express, Shoot And Share

Canon is well known across the country as an imaging equipment and information systems. Their many products include copiers, printers, lenses, camcorders, semiconductors among others, and of course Canon digital cameras.

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Disabled Parrot

Guy walks into a pet store looking for a gift for his wife’s birthday. He looks all over and decides to leave when a voice in the back says, “Hey Buddy-C’mere!”

The man walks to the rear of the store and there sits a huge African parrot. About that time the manager walks over.

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Having the Credit Card in Safety

Some people live in modernity usually links the word ‘modernity’ itself to an easy payment namely credit card. This is the way how modern people pay their shopping items, and in fact this way of paying transaction is easier than if you bring much paper money in your wallet. Nevertheless, paying with such thing, namely credit card, is not always going so well. If you once watched Isla Fisher in A Confession of a Shopaholic, you might understand one weakness of using credit card, i.e. you will not be able to pay the bill at the end of the month. Not only as Isla Fisher’s problem with the inability to pay the bill, many troubles occurred during the credit card usage. The troubles them selves are various related to the credit card owner’s personality. To prevent such troubles, the cc owner should have a way or two to solve them.

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Dentist


Tom: “What made you leave the dentist’s office?”


Ted: “I heard the assistant say to relax, it’s only a tooth we’re pullin'”.


Tom: “Ok, so why didn’t ya relax and get it pulled?”


Ted: “Cause she was talking to the dentist”.


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5 Essential Qualities You Need for Explosive Success in Affiliate Marketing

In general, there are two types of people. Those who like to take charge, who want to lead and command, and who are willing to take responsibility for their actions. Then, there are those who are a little more timid, and a lot more reluctant to blaze their own path; they’re happy following the crowd.

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