Kisah 2 Ekor Kutu

Kisah seekor Kutu yang menempel di rambut kepala seorang biker karena biker tersebut ngebut, kutu tersebut kedinginan lalu berpindah ke dalam hidung Biker. Tak lama Biker tadi pun mampir ke kafe, Kutu tersebut lalu ikut loncat ke kursi yang ternyata ada kutu lain yang sedang istirahat maka terjadi percakapan:

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Bangga

Empat nyokap2x lagi kumpul2x bareng neh…mereka lagi cerita ttg anak masing2x denganbangganya..

ibu pertama : hmm, keluarga saya tuh ada royal blood! makanya setiap anak saya pegi kemane2x, org2x pasti bilang “oh, ur highness!” keren gak??

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Bayi Sapi

Konon ada seorang anak muda yang tinggal di peternakan, sehari-hari kehidupannya hanya bergaul dengan binatang peliharaannya.

Pada suatu hari, sebagai laki-laki normal ia ingin sekali melakukan hubungan seksual, yaaaahhhh ……. karena yang ada di dekatnya hanya seekor sapi betina, dengan tanpa ragu-ragu ia melampiaskan keinginannya berulang-ulang setiap kali napsu birahinya muncul, sampai suatu ketika ia sadar bahwa sapinya hamil……….. nah loooe dan hampir melahirkan, sang pemuda menanti saat-saat sapi tersebut melahirkan dengan gelisah sekali jangan-jangan anak yang akan lahir aneh atau separuh orang-separuhnya lagi sapi…. masih banyak lagi yang dipikirkannya.

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A Surgeon and an Anesthesiologist

At a medical convention, a male and female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts.

As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom.

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My Wife is Pregnant

A man spoke frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart !”

“Is this her first child ?” the doctor asked.

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A letter to God

A little boy who wanted $100 very badly prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing appened. Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter to “God, USA”they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. Mr. Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

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No Frills Dentist Appointment

The Cohens were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry.
“No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered, “No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”
“I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” said the dentist admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?”
Mr. Cohen turned to his wife Becky. “Show him, honey.”